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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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harleenquinzel20:

by geana
harleenquinzel20:

not mine

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insecureillustrator:

Time for a DoodleOrDie spam! The ‘MSPA Draws' room moves so slowly though, ya'll should join and remedy that!

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hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

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I may have purchased a dating simulator that attains sentience and went crazy?

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